I am a new blog owner, so bare with me. I want more people to know what happens in my life, and I happen spend a lot of time in strip clubs. Making a lot of money (usually) to dance (usually).  Recently, I was diagnosed with Aspergers, which does hinder social interactions, but forcing myself to be sociable and friendly is becoming easier at work.  Aspberger’s is defined as a high-fuctioning form of ASD (Autism Spectrum Disorders).  I work around Florida, probably the second most entertaining place to strip.  I am also an artist, markers and watercolor are my main mediums.  I’ve learned and earned so much doing what I do and I’m always trying to broaden my horizons.

One of my biggest pet peeves is when a woman says something like “Once I lose weight I want to start stripping” or ” I’m so close to quitting my job and becoming a stripper”.  Just like any other jobs, it has its ups and downs. Yes we make a lot of money, but with that comes new shit like being afraid of a number of things that women normally don’t think about, hurting everywhere, and don’t forget the kicker: becoming detached from reality in a work and sleep marathon.  All in all, it’s not always the glamorous occupation some make it out to be in their heads… Although in my biased opinion, it is better than the job you’re “so close to quitting…”

Something either hilarious or insulting usually happens every night I work.  Sometimes a combination of the two. So, whether you’re a stripper, someone who wants to dance, or just curious, I welcome you to what I have to offer. Like I said, Florida is the 2nd most entertaining to strip, the people here still don’t make fucking sense to me.  A drunk Floridian is the most puzzling/ fascinating creature to watch and try to listen to.  I have a collection of stories that I will publish on this site as well as up-to-date rants etc.